Damn You Heidi!

Excuse me….
I’m going to go and cry into my Mars chocolate bar…There is one consolation - she’s more attractive than Tom Cruise

The Modern Body Snatchers

I dread one thing more than anything else - the opening of new fitness centers or health clubs. When these conglomerates to ‘health’ crop up, the chances of running into street customer service personnel, with clipboards, is higher than normal.
Confession: I dislike the preppy personnel, their short shorts, perky smiles and their entire aura that [...]

Overweight Women & Sex Survey Shocks Researcher

It seems that the classic painters had it right. Curvy women are real woman with real appetites. If you were to observe advertising periodicals, like Vogue, you’d think the opposite. It also appears that the myth of the stick insect having more sex is just that, a myth.
A recent study (another waste of funds) has [...]

Body Luxe?

Body Luxe?

There is a common saying applied to female body image that goes something like this:
Would you sacrifice your face to maintain a svelte lower body? In other words, would you look like a scarecrow if it meant that you didn’t have to consider wearing control briefs of ’shaping’ underwear ever again? I don’t wear ’shaping’ [...]

A Bitching Good Time

A Bitching Good Time

We had a tres feminine round table discussion and the neighborhood café. We also sipped (full cream) coffee and forked around with our carrot cakes. Taylor, mother of two children under three breathed a sigh of relief. Her mother was taking care of the kids and she had two hours to herself. Pedicure complete, she [...]

Curvaceous Keely

Curvaceous Keely

Apparently you do need to be brave or have truck-loads of courage to perform a simple task, if that task relates to strutting your stuff in a bikini if you should be curvier than a stick insect.
I like robust women. Robust women ought to be celebrated not harangued. How can a woman be considered a [...]

Body Grace

Body Grace

I love watching the Olympics, and justifiably so. It takes place once every four years and it is a pinnacle for athletes. Athletes may win medals from annual championships, but nothing speaks of success like an Olympic Medal, but there is the other side of the coin, when superficial magazines (that usually focus on celebrity [...]

Can’t Get Fat, Pregnant!

Can't Get Fat, Pregnant!

We’re living in the era of the “blink and you’ll miss it” baby bulge. I have to thank Thea from Godiva Society for the link to an article (“Pregorexia inspired by thin celebs?”) that discusses what ordinary (non-celebrity) women, or mere mortals, see materialize before their eyes. Celebrities never, almost ever, have any skin stretch. [...]

Tits, Ass and PETA

Tits, Ass and PETA

PETA proclaims that it has its heart in the right place, but how many naked skinny or ‘athletic’ woman grace its posters? Yes, feel better in your own skin, especially if you’re lean, lithe and photogenic!
How much of this campaign is superficial, pandering to voyeuristic fantasies?
There are no women of the curve on PETA campaign [...]

The Chef, Rock-Star Fossil & Bad Manners

Tell me if I am wrong. The rudest people on this planet, in terms of personal manners, arrogance and blatant inconsideration to any one’s feelings are famous chefs and rock stars. What happens when you put an arrogant chef and a fossilized rock star (like Ted Nugent) together? Something like this (to read the remainder, [...]